"YOU’RE SO PRETTY, MAUREEN!” - 082518

These were the words heard as I was leaving the gym last Wednesday, headed to Ecstatic Dance (aka "Dance Church").  I had just done my sauna/steam routine, and was on my way to go dance it out.  My makeup was done, my third eye was decorated, my shoulders were back, and my head was held high.

As I passed the front desk, Wendy, the front desk manager, someone whom I have seen thousands of times before (well, not thousands, but lots and lots) said “You’re so pretty, Maureen!”

Wow. 

I don’t think I have every really heard that in my life, at least not said with such CONVICTION!  

I mean, lets face it: there are the pretty people in life, and then there are the “beautiful” people…you know the ones...the ones where you can see their beauty, more from the inside-out, rather than the outside-in.  Feel me?

And I have always been the latter.  Which, for the most part, I am ok with…I mean, we can't all be gorgeous beauties, right?  Let's face it ppl, there are more average looking ppl than there are those whom we would call “objectively” pretty. That's why is called "average".

And I know, I know, none of this is cool to say because beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?  How DARE I objectify beauty.  Besides, women "shouldn't worry" about such a trivial detail, right? I mean, there are so many many many things more important than one’s looks, like intelligence, kindness, compassion, style, even. 

But I am here to tell you, as a 50 year old woman: I don’t know ONE WOMAN in my life who doesn’t want to feel *pretty*.  And if you think that I am WRONG, I provide you with exhibit A:

Exhibit A: The cosmetics industry is a billion dollar industry…and growing everyday.

Let me try to put this another way: you know those ppl in your life who post their selfies on whatever social media - this is someone who the world finds OBJECTIVELY pretty - and you read down the list of comments: “Beautiful”  or “gorgeous” or “stunning” etc. etc. etc. and so on...and on and on the list goes (no i'm not bitter about this).  You know the ppl, I bet you could count 3 – 5 of those folks right now.  

Those aren’t the comments that I get when I post a selfie.  Mkay?

And I am NOT writing this blog to get a whole bunch of comments that say, “Oh but Maureen, you’re pretty too!”  or “We are ALL pretty in our own unique way”.  Nope, please keep those thoughts to yourself.  Because it’s not what I am after in this blog.  Not to mention, its no boon being objectively pretty.  You may get a pass on some things, but not life itself.  And that song lyric in "Lucid Dreams" by Juice Wrld (i have a 15 year old) that goes: "Who knew evil girls have the prettiest face?" OK the grammar is off, but you get the sentiment.  And even Kanye West said a long time ago "The prettiest people do the ugliest things."  BTW, I really did think twice about quoting Mr. West on this blog, as i know there are a slew of you out there who are currently on the "Anti Kanye train" but if you have been current on my social medias lately, you will see that i truly have less and less f#cks to give about other ppls. opinions of me.  It's something i'm working on.  So sue me.  It's a good lyric.  

All I wanted folks to get from this blog, is how good it made me feel that someone was recognizing my TRUE BEAUTY!  It was shining from the inside-out and somebody noticed!  And they said something!  And for the rest of the night, at dance church, I felt prettier, at 50 years old, than perhaps I have felt my entire lifetime!  

We all want to feel pretty, and it has less to do with our features, than how we hold ourselves, how much we are willing to work on ourselves, so that ppl can see that shine!  I have been working hard on myself lately, peeling off the layers of programming one painful layer at a time…mostly because I really do get that – I have this ONE lifetime, which could end at ANY TIME…and I still got shit to do, feel me?

So the next time you look at a girl, a woman, a sister-friend and she looks beautiful to you, tell her!  No - its not the ONLY thing that matters, its not even the “MOST IMPORTANT* thing. 

But is sure does feel good.   

:o)

MY VISIT TO THE CAPE COAST (AKA *SLAVE* COAST) CASTLE AND DUNGEONS.

That is a really weighty title, i know.  But not a fraction as weighty as experiencing the tour of the castle where prisoners were held captive, until the next ship had returned from delivering the last human cargo across the Atlantic sea.  Standing in the same exact place as where so much human suffering took place, so many unspeakable crimes towards humanity...man's inhumanity to his fellow man is one of the biggest mysteries in this lifetime for me.  What drives us to commit such atrocities?  Is it greed?  Or something far more sinister than that i have yet to put my finger on...perhaps i never will.

I have been back from Ghana for a month now, and it has taken me this long to put pen to paper on this blog.  I knew this blog was going to be a difficult one to write, perhaps the most difficult blog i have written.  But i also know its one of the most important blogs i have written, if i can translate my own experiences in a way that touches another human being, in the direction of more compassion.  Which is really what we are missing in human relationships these days...just more compassion.  More kindness.  More empathy.  More pure love.

It would be my wish that everyone get to experience what i did in Ghana, West Africa, a country where a substantial number of Black America's ancestors hail from, situated as it is on the coast of the Atlantic ocean.  It is here now that i visit, walking within the walls of a structure where hundreds upon thousands upon millions of enslaved people BEGAN their slow journey into the depths of "hell on earth".

I no longer have anything to complain about.  Ever.  E.V.E.R.

Cape Coast Castle

But i will.  Complain again, whine again, worry again.  Because l have been perfecting these mentally destabilizing iterations inside my own head for so long that the grooves are deep, and the process of de-programming myself from these forms of "extreme thinking" (that's a lovely euphemism for depression and anxiety, isn't it?!?) is just that: a process.  But perhaps this time when i am in mid-whine, i will have built up enough stabilizing mindfulness to bring a fresh perspective to my thoughts, to my ruminations, to my negative thought patterns: and that is this:  I really do have it within my own personal power to make any of my grandest dreams come true. 

I am free.

Holy shit, right?!?  Sweet freedom.

Cape Coast Castle

Cape Coast Castle

The tour of Cape Coast Castle, which is the name of the massive white structure sitting at the edge of the Atlantic Ocean, began with our tour guide, a slight, older man with a thick Ghanaian accent atop his firm English grip,  suggesting to us that anything we have previously been "taught" about slavery, or "learned" about the transatlantic slave trade will stand meek and pale against the experience of being in the place itself.  A place where, over a period spanning several hundred years, human beings held other human beings captive in underground dungeons for weeks upon months, waiting for the ship to return and transfer this human cargo across the Atlantic ocean to various destinations in the west (with island stops along the way).  While held in captivity, these human beings were treated with such disdain and reckless disregard for their shared humanity, it's as if the captors really did not see these human beings as human at all; worse than the way in which farm animals are abused by us: branded first, then chained together and shoved into small rooms that held 300 bodies each, eating, peeing, bleeding, shitting, all in the same dark place.

The tour guide pointed out the shallow canals that ran through the middle of each floor and then to the outer edges of each room; the human waste drainage system, where, until the waste eventually drained out, it stood there, festering smelling, rotting. There was very little light or fresh air in these dungeons, some people were rendered blind by this experience, while others perished from all form of malady from the unsanitary conditions in which they were kept.  And of course, from all manner of brutality that happened here: torture, rape, murder. 

The men and women were kept kept in separate dungeons, and you can *see* how dark it was - only a small square of light carved out at the very top of the tall dungeon walls.

I couldn't help but to imagine how any human being could survive the levels of mental anguish which the captives were subject to, levels that just kept going deeper and deeper: first, the original capture, then the branding, then the dungeon, spending unknown weeks underground without natural light, eating, pissing, shitting and bleeding all in the same place, not knowing what would happen NEXT, but thinking to oneself: surely things cannot get any worse than this...and then - the middle passage.  And, having endured the dungeons and the horrific trip across the Atlantic, not having any idea what was going to happen next (remember there was also a language barrier), but thinking to oneself, surely things cannot get any worse than THIS, and then, being *sold* into a life of servitude at the hands of a cruel and sadistic slave owner. One cannot help but to think that the captives who were brave enough to jump overboard during the middle passage fared better than those who *survived*.  I certainly cannot see myself being so brave...no, not this nervous nellie.  Had i been "lucky" enough to have survived the dungeons, i would have convinced myself that "surely things cannot get any worse than this" to only later wish i had made the wiser choice and jumped while i had the chance.

Governor's Quarters

Governor's quarters

Once the prisoners were captured, the men and women were separated, branded, and placed in separate dungeons.  Each dungeon had several (3 - 4) adjoining rooms, and in each room, no larger than say 40' x 40', 300 prisoners were kept, shacked together with no light.  These conditions stood in stark contrast to the conditions in which the captors were housed, just above the dungeons.  Pictured to the left is the room that the "Governor" (top brass) stayed; large, open and airy with plentiful windows for the the light to get in.  Another interesting juxtaposition the tour guide pointed out was that of the church.  Just outside the doors of the church was a door in the ground.  Open the doors and just below were the prisoners.  So, after praising the lord, one could walk outside his house of worship and check on his property.  Just to make sure it was *safe*. Where were the prisoners going to go?  There was no escape, and the unlucky prisoner who *acted up* or presented difficulty in any way was separated out and kept in a smaller dungeon, where they were eventually meant to perish, and then be thrown out to sea.

Towards the end of the tour, we were shown "The Door of No Return" which was just that: once the prisoners were led out that door and onto the slave ships, they would NEVER return home again.  The guide told us of an effort to   "re-name" this door as "The Door of Return", as relatives of these people taken from their homeland start to return and repatriate Mother Africa.

"DOOR OF RETURN"

The final part of the tour took us to a lovely light-filled room, where on display were clay casts, busts representing faces of the men and women who were enslaved, mistreated, tortured and murdered.  The anguish on these faces is palpable.

On our way out was this plaque on the side of the wall:

"MAY HUMANITY NEVER AGAIN PERPETRATE SUCH INJUSTICE AGAINST HUMANITY.  WE, THE LIVING, VOW TO UPHOLD THIS."






 

DISPATCHES FROM THE (M)OTHERLAND...I HAVE NEVER FELT SO WHITE IN MY TAN SKIN.

How has my first trip to Ghana been so far?  NEVER have i felt so (self) conscious and conspicuous about the color of my skin as i do here in Africa. And that there, my friends, is a BOLD statement.

I reaally don't know how to explain it, except to say...I am *obruni* here, which, loosely translated means *white man* but technically means *deceiver*.  And it's not a good feeling in a country where the *white man* raped your land and stole everything, including its people.  (Technically, the people were *bought* and *sold*, but i will save that discussion for another blog - the one where i visit the castle in Cape Coast, aka. Slave Coast where enslaved ppl. were emprisoned before the middle passage.)

Today at a multi-family funeral for 10 families from the Akan tribe, not only was i looked at, stared at, gawked at and laughed at (by the 20-something "too cool for school" contingency), but i swear, i was also scowled and cussed at as we were leaving the funeral.  I wasn't certain the first time, so i looked again at the woman - and she did it AGAIN - looked straight at me, right into my eyes and cussed me.

So you can imagine my utter PANIC when the chief of one of the clans took my hand and led me out to dance and represent a particular family's deceased member, in front of several hundred well-dressed Ghanaians.  Mind you, i wasn't the chief's FIRST choice for a dancing partner.  No, my friends, that honor would go to my lovely traveling companion Karma, an American from North Carolina who is several shades DARKER than me, with newly budding dreadlocks (you can see her in the video below).  But - she seemed to have even deeper-seated anxiety issues than me, insofar as dancing in front of strangers in a strange land, as she looked at him with fear, bordering on horror, and shook her head back and forth, declining the chief's invitation.  At which time he set his eyes on me.

Well - I knew right then and there, even though dancing in front of other ppl, especially black ppl, especially, especially a group of black ppl. steeped in a culture where DANCE is LIFE was the LAST THING I EVER WANTED TO DO, I was not going to let my people down!  And by *my people*, i mean all of us light-skinned, ambiguous-looking, mixed heritage folks with lifelong identity crises, borne from a society that wants to put everyone in nice neat box of categorization/classification, but it's not so easy with mixed heritage folks - black, white, which are you?  What do you claim?  Answers, we need answers ppl!!!

No  my friends, i wasn't going to refuse the chief and let down and entire *race* of black/white ppl.  So i took his hands - mine sweaty as usual (i have hyperhidrosis so this is a regular thing for me, but the water works were in FULL FORCE in this 85 degree, sticky humid heat) and allowed myself to be lead out onto the dance floor.  Awkward at first, out of step with the chief, I could feel the hot eyes and judgement of hundreds of Ghanaians on my back, i gave myself a quick pep talk:

"Maureen,  you can DO THIS!  You dance beautifully at every drum circle in Oakland, every weekend you are out there dancing your multi-ethnic a$$ off!  Pull it together Maureen, P-U-L-L  I-T  T-O-G-E-T-H-E-R!!! STAT! You hear me?!? I said STAT!!!

And i did.  I did pull it together.  And - for a brief 30 seconds, my step was in step with his step.  Moving with the beat of the music.  And when he gracefully changed up his step, so did i - not nearly as gracefully, but i did.  And the entire time, making sure to smile, because I am far more attractive when I smile.

And just like that, as soon as i was really getting my stride...it was over.  He was thanking me, and leading me off the floor.  And after the dance, the group I was with was required to stay up in front of the crowd of hundreds of curious and confused Ghanaians (well she's definitely not BLACK...but she's not quite WHITE either...what IS SHE???) as my Ghanaian guide - and poet - recited one of this poems in honor of the deceased.  And after several more nerve-wracking minutes - time enough for another Ghanaian (this one a fellow who had had way too much to drink) to greet me with an embrace around my body that ended up with a quick squeeze of my right breast, we were lead back to our seats in the audience.

And that was how my first full day in Mother Africa went.

“Dealing with the Emotionally Unavailable Human Male”

Acronym: EUHM, phonetically pronounced….eewwwwwwwm. 

  

I feel like before i go any further, i need to stamp *trigger warning* all over this thing because i will be going deep, deep, DEEP into gender issues, and where i happen to stand on a few of them.  And if you know me at all, you know i don't hold back.  So if you, like the majority of Amerikans right now, are feeling uber-sensitive and itchy about the current state of gender relations, read on at your own risk...but certainly do read on.

Starting with this disclaimer right up front, as I bow to acknowledge all the *equal rights* folks out there: I know there are a lot of emotionally unavailable human females (euhf’s) too.  But I don’t feel particularly passionate about the EUHF, so if you do, feel free to have at it – in your own blog.

I would also like to pull the transgender hat out of the bag right here right now and let you know that i respect everybody's inherent right to live their life to their choosing.  My life experience has been as a "cis" gendered female (i hate even having to say that goddamit i am a womban!) who has had relationships with "cis" gendered men.  This is the topic of today's discussion. Ahem.

The EUMH will not have had many shots at developing meaningful, long-term relationships in his lifetime, and a good lot of them will never have been married, nor have any offspring.  For some, of course, this is a life choice (and good on you for knowing you don't want to bring any more people into this world and acting on that); however, for the EUHM, it’s on account of the human female’s ability to sense in the EUHM an inability to provide support  - of any substantial kind – in any significant way, shape or form. 

The EUHM will often say one thing, yet do the exact opposite of that thing because they are unable to stay committed to the commitments they make. 

When in conversation with the EUHM, you can expect that any level of increased emotional intensity is likely to cause him to completely shut down.  And quickly.  “I gotta go…” is the unoriginal verbiage often hastily substituted in place of a more truthful “I don’t have the emotional depth to be able to participate in any sort of meaningful dialogue with you, so ima shut this here down. Stat.”

The EUHM thinks that any sort of crying is manipulative in nature.  This is because he is incapable of being a compassionate witness to any normal, natural and healthy signs of human emotion.  He has been programmed to believe that emotional displays of any kind are a sign of  weakness and lack of self-control.  Which is super-important to the EUHM - the perception of complete and total self-control.
 

The emotionally unavailable human male has a complete ignorance - bordering on disdain - for the differences in the emotional waters of men and women.  I am speaking in generalities here, of course, yet still, i am certain that many of you will have a knee-jerk reaction to my suggestion (and celebration) of the differences between men and women, in perhaps unconscious support of the current cultural programming propaganda machine pushing the sameness of men and women, under the clever guise of *equality*.  

And yes of course we are EQUAL, but we are most certainly NOT same for heaven’s sake!  We are markedly different, in many ways – by design!  It's good that we have different skill sets and equipment!  And we have wombs!  And in these wombs, we carry blueprints for a potential emotional depth that, when manifested, is able to provide the level of nurturing ALL human beings need to create and sustain strong, sturdy and everlasting bonds of trust and safety!   It doesn’t always work this way of course, but the design is intentional, and the equipment is there.

The EUHM human male doesn’t understand the value and sheer beauty inherent in the freedom demonstrated by people who are courageous enough to express the entire range of the human emotional spectrum. From pure joy, to profound sadness and deep grief. 

An EUHM is unavailable to hold space for another human being to feel the entire range of human emotions because he was not encouraged to express them – at best, or was punished for expressing them – at worst. 

I SUPPORT THE EMERGENCY OF THE DIVINE MASCULINE.  This involves providing a sanctuary for the wounded masculine to being expressing himself and his profound pain in a way that transforms and heals rather than hurts others. And believe me, acting out of unconscious cultural programming almost always hurts others.  

 My support does NOT include providing an unlimited supply of good, clean energy from which the EUHM can suck endlessly, remaining in a comfortably parasitic semi-conscious state of existence. 

Will not be endlessly sucked on in a parasitic fashion.

In closing: to all of you out there who find yourselves navigating relationships with the EUHM, I offer this as the one golden rule:

NEVER take his unconscious behavior personally.  Because, quite clearly, it’s not about you. Nor will it ever be.   No matter how much the EUHM works to gaslight you into thinking its about you, its not. Ever. About. You.  







Which is a good thing, because you have enough s#it on your plate to deal with, without taking on the emotional vacuousness and general carelessness of the EUHM, who has a tendency to assume its everyone else's job to manage his sloppily-packed life baggage.

As if.