So I asked the Sun to cut my hair yesterday....

...i mean, the last time i got my hair cut, I paid $47, had to go back for a re-cut, then re-cut it myself  on four separate occasions.  Certainly Tre can do better than that!

I sat in the chair and asked for 1/2 inch "all over."  First cut Tre takes off the back...1 1/2 inches.  I show Tre how much 1/2 inch actually is, and he continues to cut.  6 cuts later and he says "OK i'm done with the back."  So, right.  Perhaps cutting hair is just a wee bit above Tre's pay grade.



I finish the job myself...photo is on the top.  My most recent bad haircut is on the bottom...not too shabby, Maureen...not too shabby.

oh, and i havent turned hindi, yet.  my bindi is covering a massive pustule that decided to pay me a visit last week.

xo
m

The Haircut

"Sure ma'am" i said, "just give me a trim"
I sat in the chair and she gave it a spin.
A little snip here, a little snip there
And all of a sudden, I hadn't any hair!

"$50 bucks" the hairdresser said it would be
as i slapped her fiercely and dislocated her knee
"Just remember that next time you're giving a trim
You'd better be careful or you might lose a limb."

- Maureen Bookstrom & Crystal Walker
   1982 - Grade 8