Ritz Kracka

Ritz Kracka

Thursday, February 20, 2014

So I guess it's a good thing that my Sun knows the proper terminology for "things of this nature..."

...and perhaps his comment today makes sense, given the fact that he is taking his first school-based "Puberty Education" classes this week.

We are riding to school this morning and I am jamming out to Rush's song "Working Man" - full air guitar and everything -  except my left hand is occupied on the steering wheel, so only my right hand is free and i confuse where the "strumming" happens vs. where the "picking notes" happens, and Tre looks at me and says:

"Mom you look like you're masturbating except you can't find your vagina."

Um. OK. Wow.

And - did you know that they are teaching the word "arousal" as "that sexy, tingly feeling?"  I don't know how to feel about that.


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