Ritz Kracka

Ritz Kracka

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

True Confessions - B.O. - 063014 - ADDENDUM TO EARLIER CONFESSION

To clarify my earlier statement about my "issue" with body odor:

Please forgive me if I came of as a complaining, sniveling, put-upon-by-my-bodily-functions whiner: oh poor, poor me with my B.O. issues, and how awful it was that I suffered silently encased in a down parka for damn near 3 years of my awkward teenage life.  I just wanted to share one of the things that makes me human.

Smell is such a strong word.  And, like music, it is a very personal preference.  That lesson came from my father.  It is what he said to my brother and me when Brother was taunting me over my current enthusiasm for disco.  My dad scolded Brother for teasing me and said "Brother, Sister,  music is a personal preference." This applies to a lot of things in life.  

As an example, I am O.K. with a little patchouli.  But most ppl I know say that they hate it and it reminds them of dirty hippie.  It is a delicate choice for sure and should never be used to cover up "I haven't bathed in weeks" body odor.  That's where the 'dirty' comes from and this practice should be stopped immediately.  The two pungencies just don't do well together.

All of that aside, my true confession about my body odor was more motive-driven than anything.  Not only am I eager to find new ways to repair my damaged drainage system, but more importantly, current research is positively brimming over with research on the correlation between smell and pheremones and their link to desire and intimacy.  Could it be that all the while I have been living in my secret, silent shame and beating back my personal smells since as early as I can remember, it is my personal signature scent that makes the decisions about who to let into my life?  Can I trust that???  I means sure, a keen sense of smell was a key factor in keeping our ancestors safe from predators, but has this sense devolved as we have become physically safer (from beasts OTHER than ourselves)?  Or perhaps it has not necessarily devolved, but is just a bit rusty as we have relied more upon our eyes and our trickster minds to lead us around by our noses?  Curiouser and curiouser....no?!

So please treat this Report as an open invitation to get real about body odor preferences and discover the TRUTH about how men and women feel about their own (and others') smells.  I think what we might find is that the truth is damn near a complete 180 degree turn from our current programming. 

Tuesday...Monday's bastard child. Please be kind to your fellow travelers today. 

;o)

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