"THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING!" He boomed, clearly upset that I would not present "AS-IS."
"Well I don't have any 'nice' photos of myself bald yet!" I offered, hopeful that he would be reasonable about this and see things my way.
"THAT DOESNT MATTER!" he insisted. "THAT IS CLEARLY FALSE ADVERTISING AND YOU NEED TO FIX IT."
So tonight, fresh home from a (self) date-night, where i was grabbed and maneuvered against a wall by another women (it was actually quite frightening!), I decided that midnight was as good a time as any to snap that new profile pic!
yes indeed, hijinks ensued...
so here is me setting up the camera, and, as usual, it catches me just a bit off-guard. thank-gawd duck lips are in order and my gloss is on and popping.
excited to show off my freshly-manicured-do, i try the "pensive-side look"
....i look bored. so then i try the "don't eff with me i will cut you in a new york minute" look:
but i cut off my head, and the angle is all wonky and shows my deviated septum up close and personal.
in a blinding flash of (attempting to get) creative, i strike several of my best "glasses are hawt and you know it" poses in rapid sequence:
...and then i start to get a little bit antsy and a little bit desperate, so i pop off my chair and start to love up on the camera:
...and thats when things got a bit weird...
but i think i am settling on this one: i think it captures both my my direct nature, as well as my ability to cut loose when the moment warrants it, given the right time and place, and temperature, and lighting, of course.
and then i ate my feelings.
and it was good. amen.
No comments:
Post a Comment