Ritz Kracka

Ritz Kracka

Monday, October 20, 2014

"WHOEVER IS DATING ME RIGHT NOW IS ONE LUCKY SON-BITCH....

...oh right...that's me.   well gawd-DAMN i'm HAWT!

Now listen Linda, I know those many months ago when I said that i wasn't going to do before and after, but like any good woman, I am exercising my right to change my mind, because I was in yoga class the other day and felt my flank, and WOW!  So when i got home, i turned around and took a look in the mirror and  my a$$ looked GOOD.   And since its not getting any better than this, please just let me have my before/after moment, thank-you. 

MY FAVORITE: ITS CALLED "I DONT KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS THANG"


B.A. = BEFORE AGING (really starts to set in..)





D.O. = DATING OTHER (and consuming massive quantities of chocolate)





D.S. - DATING SELF (and lots of yoga, and still lots of chocolate)








 Thank you for letting me have that moment and now I will get right back to not caring how my body looks and feels.









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