The Ritz Report: Dear Jeebus: I Wanna Be A Foot Model.

Dear Baby J*

If the pith instruction at this point in the journey is indeed as simple as “Do what you Love and the Money will Follow," then bear witness to this proclamation:

I love and take great pleasure in the beautification of my feet.

Jeebus, I know I am a bit late to the ball with this one, but my feet are still in fairly good shape! And, if I could actually be paid to maintain them??? Well, I don't have to sell YOU on how this could ENTIRELY be a win-win-win situation, yeah?!? The trifecta!

FEET AND FLOWERS - 2012

Years ago, I spoke to a close friend about my silent dream of foot modeling, and like all close friends, she encouraged me to pursue my dream. So off i went, like all good diligent dreamers, and ran str8 to the interwebs to begin the pursuit of my dream to be a foot model.

During my search, I came across a gentleman claiming to be a foot model photographer. This gentleman did not offer to share a portfolio, nor did he show me any print-ads he had done, but he had some nice photos, and he *sounded* legit. That is, until he told Whoops. Looks like I just me caught a creeper. It was sad, but I had to let that one go.
me that he would fly himself out from Virginia, set us up in a studio for a day, and then pay me $1,000 for a day of modeling.

Jeebus, my friend, my man, my mellow: you know how hard I have worked, and continue to work, to seek out that which brings me passion, that in which I find joy, and that in which I might also bring joy to others. What is more joyful than gazing upon a super-cute pair of feet?!? I mean, lets face it: feet are NOT yer pop's greatest werk.

These are my friend's feet. We are the same age.

Check this pair out - pulled directly from a friend's Facebook feed. Good for him that he has acknowledged his foot-problem and is working on it. But dear lord! I feel really strongly that feet aught never have to look like that! I mean, whyyyyyyyyy? (whine, whine, whimper, whine)

Anywhoo - Bro: I am attaching a few of my faves over the years. You decide whether my feet would be a good fit and then please pass my request onto the father, will ya? 'Preesh.